Schrödinger
My Schrödinger’s cat can’t be dead
There’s no truth to that – not a shred
I’m sure I heard purring
In the box there was stirring
Guess I’ll go buy a small dog instead
BF Skinner
Skinner’s box – bad idea from the first
Raising kids in a crate was the worst
Though his daughter’s all right
She hates places too tight
But with corners is rather well-versed
Perfection?
If I had a brain like Al Einstein
If Rockefeller’s riches could be mine
And had Marilyn’s beauty
And J-Lo’s booty
Why…I’d have one hell of a time!
Lost? Lenore...hmmm
Lenore wasn’t lost...no, she fled
With Poe? She was better off dead
His sick twisted mind
Was too grim for her kind
So she quit him while she was ahead
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